Church Marketing is Stupid

Christians should stop trying to prove to the world that they can be cool too, because: a) They are not; and b) If they're trying to be, they've completely missed the point Now that that's been cleared up, we should move on. Working on maybe a million projects around the office for The Man today. Canada Day is coming up, so I have many envelopes to lick, and I'm fearful of dying like George's fiance. You'd think he'd lighten up, Stephen, but oh no, with Canada Day coming, he went and placed an ad in Canadian Living magazine informing everyone and their dead cousin's porcupine that they could leave me a message to ask for free Canadian flags, pins, tattoos and all the rest. The only problem, is, of course, that since he placed the ad, the phone's been ringing off the hook, and our stock plummeted faster than Nortel's. Who, incidentally, are also to blame, as they made every damned telephone in our office.