Busted
In a cynical move, my boss decided that i shall in fact run the universe from my cubicle next week while he and all other full-time employees are on an all-staff retreat. In future, I may consider not publicising my delusions of grandeur in order to avoid the pain of actually having to fulfil them in real life. |
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However, on the plus side, you get to live the dream now... the dream of a co-workerless and (infinitely more importantly) a clothing-optional workplace. Don't dismiss the the motivating power of doing office work in the nude.
I was just going to say "this is why I dont have a real job" but Daif made a good point.
you should give yourself a promotion...and clearly a raise.
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