Toilet Humour
After peeing in a urinal next to Rick Mercer last night at Allen's on the Danforth, I asked for his autograph. He shook my hand, took out a pen signing "To Andrew, In Queer Circumstances," zipped up his pants, washed his hands and went back to join his friend Seamus O'Regan on the patio. |
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k, yuck. given those would have been the circumstances, I'm sorta glad you DIDN'T ask for his autograph.
you have to be shitting me.
isn't he a shorter man in person?
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He shook your hand before or after washing his hands?! Well done, though! Queer circumstances indeed..
oh my gosh, andy! That is the coolest ever.
andrew, i think this post requires visual evidence -- in the form of the scanned autograph. i don't really believe you.
and maybe i'll start calling you andy ;) heehee.
your name is now Andy!! i love myself at this moment! :)
you've got to be kidding...after all these years, you all band together and change my name?
i do protest.
oh...and sue. i washed my hand since last week, so the autograph has been erased from evidence.
if you squint, you can see a vague penmark. it's questionable, but you can see it.
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