Wednesday, June 07, 2006

Toilet Humour

After peeing in a urinal next to Rick Mercer last night at Allen's on the Danforth, I asked for his autograph. He shook my hand, took out a pen signing "To Andrew, In Queer Circumstances," zipped up his pants, washed his hands and went back to join his friend Seamus O'Regan on the patio.

9 Comments:

Blogger Ericka said...

k, yuck. given those would have been the circumstances, I'm sorta glad you DIDN'T ask for his autograph.

9:14 a.m.  
Blogger Liz said...

you have to be shitting me.

10:37 p.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

isn't he a shorter man in person?

-e

5:00 p.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He shook your hand before or after washing his hands?! Well done, though! Queer circumstances indeed..

12:42 p.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh my gosh, andy! That is the coolest ever.

11:49 a.m.  
Blogger sue said...

andrew, i think this post requires visual evidence -- in the form of the scanned autograph. i don't really believe you.

and maybe i'll start calling you andy ;) heehee.

12:35 p.m.  
Blogger Liz said...

your name is now Andy!! i love myself at this moment! :)

3:22 p.m.  
Blogger andrew said...

you've got to be kidding...after all these years, you all band together and change my name?

i do protest.

3:45 p.m.  
Blogger andrew said...

oh...and sue. i washed my hand since last week, so the autograph has been erased from evidence.

if you squint, you can see a vague penmark. it's questionable, but you can see it.

4:25 p.m.  

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